girls, don’t ever let a man tell u ya vagina is ugly or unworthy of his mouth and tongue. men can’t say shit when they got that lumpy vienna sausage with hair on it and two long eggs wrapped up in some loose skin. ya vagina is beautiful and if a man wanna talk shit he can go slap his balls up against someone elses asshole.
-stay up past 8pm
-watch pg movies w/o parental guidance
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.
- bae: come over
- me: do you have food
- bae: my parents aren't home
- me: are they coming back with food
I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me